A few of you have emailed lately – something about my Porny getting her heart broken again. Is it because she’s gone a week or two without being photographed with her freeloader?

Please. He’s not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to provide?

Here they are yesterday, travelling from Los Angeles to New York, all smiles, and maybe even a little smug in the face about Tony Romo sucking all kinds of sh-t on Sunday. Nahhhh... she says she’s still a Cowboys fan and would never cheer against them.

Well, leave that to me then. That’s a lot of money to be paying QB1 when QB1 never ever delivers.

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