She performed during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York today. Something from her new Christmas album. When I say “performed” I mean she tried really hard to mouth the words. And not forget them. This is not singing. But it is pretty funny. Especially when she scrunches up her nose on the high notes, as if she’s really working to hit them.

Anyway, there was a rumour yesterday that Porny is planning to marry her freeloader on New Year’s Eve in Mexico or something. She keeps denying it. She said that they haven’t even set a date yet. I believe this. Because I think she’s waiting to hear when Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are having theirs and she’ll make it the same weekend. She’ll also probably cockblock Lachey’s wedding deal with the magazines. She really f-cked him over again and again on the timing of this sh-t, non?

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