What a difference…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 06:48:08 January 29, 2009 06:48:08

My girl Porny arriving in Virginia yesterday after a sh-tstorm this week over her body. Have always said, Jessica Simpson is at her best casual, with minimum makeup and natural(ish) hair. On these occasions, usually at airports, she is a knockout. SO pretty.

Unfortunately, as a result of her low classy taste, and her dumbass hairstylist Ken Paves, the stage Jess is always too loud, too poufy, too tranny, too Porny, too high-waisted, and two belts.

I just… I still… I don’t understand how it all happened. Why it could happen. Like, it makes me angry!

How hard is it to sit her down, show her the photos? The side by side photos. Compare and contrast the photos side by side. Who in their right mind would pick the Chili Fair photos over these photos? She looks so great in these photos!

Oh Jess. I’m here. We’re here. We’re here and you need us.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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