Porny prose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 12:57:57 November 3, 2009 12:57:57

This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me.

The search for the perfect sentence stops here. And what an abundance of generosity. For Jessica Simpson has gifted us with not one, but two offerings. Via Twitter, of course.

Porny has been active on Twitter the last couple of days. The brilliant verse highlighted above was her last tweet about 12 hours ago. Before that she was on Twitter defending her sister. As you know, Ashlee was fired from Melrose Place because she sucks. Now Porny is telling her followers that the show was poorly written anyway, and that they were lucky to have Ashlee on it. Sibling loyalty is important, yes. But not when the defence is rooted in dumbassness.

This is why there’s a generation of twats running around. Because there is no honesty anymore. Ashlee was terrible. And instead of gently telling her the truth (well, honey, that wasn’t the right vehicle for you) the Simpson – and the Spears and the Lohan and the Cyrus – way of doing things is this: You were amazing and they are too stupid to appreciate you.

Ah yes. From the Special playbook. It’s everyone else. It’s never YOU.

How does this help? This helps no one. It helps less than Porny’s prose.

This is Jessica arriving back from India last week. And click here if you missed Porny’s Halloween outing. Once again, her tits are trying to eat her face.

Photos from MATINGAS/

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