Oh please.

My Porny is on the cover of the new issue of Lucky. In the magazine she offers her style recommendations which, on paper, sound pretty good, until you remember than in practice, well, her style can best be defined by the desire to get a cock in her mouth. That’s why I affectionately call her my Porny.

Still, Jessica Simpson claims she’s over looking like Barbie:

“We all obsess over looking like the perfect Barbie type, and that’s not always what’s beautiful. I It's about making peace with yourself.” Jessica goes on to imply that she’s accepted her body, that she’s no longer going to force her curvy body into being what it isn’t.

Great.

But then why does her waist look like Renee Zellweger’s in these photos?

Am attaching a shot of Jessica at an event in May for comparison. Yeah, that’s totally the same. And I’m not saying she’s big. She’s not big. She has a great body. She says her body stands for an “alternative” in Hollywood. Well if that’s really the message, why let them f-ck you up on the cover of a magazine?

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