Written by Jacek

Crushing loss for my Canucks last night Gossips. Horrible penalty kill, Luongo took the night off (except he did so while in the crease and not on the bench initially, which never turns out well), and lady luck seems to be sitting comfortably in the laps of the Kings. So I’m really looking for something to lift me up today cause the boys have to wait until Wednesday to redeem themselves.

And who else but Porny to the rescue! This is her arriving at her NYC hotel yesterday in a top that was inspired by Spiderman’s bad acid trip. Check out the shots where she appears to be stretching it out for the cameras to showcase it. Like we will only have a good appreciation for its brilliance if it’s not folded around her body.

As you all know, I’m constantly reminded that my fashion sense is lacking. Fortunately for me I have Lainey to “guide” my clothing decisions. I do have final veto so I don’t end up looking like a gay hipster, but the important thing is there’s someone there who can tell me what looks like ass and what looks good. Who does this for Porny? More evidence that she needs friends and a strong case for reviving the “Be Jessica’s Friend” campaign.


Written by Jacek
Photos from JSM/Splashnewsonline.com