I wonder if these pants look better in person than in photos. The camera widens. It’s horribly inhumane. And unforgiving. And our Porny, she has so little margin for error. I know because I am the same. I have short stubby legs and wide shoulders. So maybe these pants looked great in person. Maybe in person they don’t give her the stumps. Maybe in person it’s better. Maybe in person when she arrived at LAX, it was cute. Maybe so much.

Sometimes I wonder how Jessica Simpson doesn’t tip over. Then I realised today that I often wonder the same thing about Mariah Carey. Imagine a duet? OMG. I shouldn’t hope like this. It will set up to heartbreak...heartbreaker...

You've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start
You'd go and break my heart
It’s in my head. Is it in yours? I would download 10 copies of Heartbreaker featuring Mimi and Porny.


Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com and Hot Shots Worldwide/Splashnewsonline.com