Smell like tits

Traci Melchor and I watched this commercial together just a few minutes ago. It’s a new ad for Porny’s fragrance. What does it smell like?

Tits.

That’s pretty much the message.

Smell like tits.

Traci is a Jessica Simpson defender to the death. She loves her. So we had two people, on either side of the argument, looking at the same footage, coming to the same conclusion.

Tits.

YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY COULDN’T FIND A BIGGER SIZE???

Traci thinks this is the fault of her style team. That they did her wrong. That they should have taken a look at the smell of TITS! TITS! TITS! jamming into your face and made a wardrobe adjustment, something.

I on the other hand believe this was intentional. This was always the way they, she, wanted it to be:

All TITS. Only TITS.

Tits by Jessica Simpson. Available everywhere.