Mega Preg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 14:45:25 October 24, 2011 14:45:25

There was a story last week about how PornyΓÇÖs dad is still negotiating with a magazine for a half million dollar deal to officially confirm her pregnancy which is why she hasnΓÇÖt said anything about it yet. Two challenges here:

Jessica is apparently quite far along. Jessica is too dumb to hide it. How else can you explain why sheΓÇÖs tottering around JFK in a tight black shirt barely concealing her own baby AND BeyonceΓÇÖs goose feather pillow? BumpWatch is the worst with reliability, yes, but then thereΓÇÖs just the obvious. And this is more than just sitting around farting all day, with no responsibility, and burping after the housekeeper cleans up the nachos. She let that golddigger put a multi-million dollar claim inside of her.

It might cost her though, the fact that sheΓÇÖs putting it on display. Or, more accurately, it might cost her father, Joe Simpson. If IΓÇÖm a magazine, any magazine, IΓÇÖm looking at these photos and reducing my offer by at least $100K, if not more. Unless of course Joe comes back with something of increased value. Like the conception video. Or an invitation inside the delivery room. ThatΓÇÖs where weΓÇÖre heading with these famewhores, you know. For the right price, they WILL sell themselves when theyΓÇÖre in labour. Joe Simpson has the opportunity here to trailblaze this trend.

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