Man in White

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 08:00:24 September 4, 2007 08:00:24

Jessica Simpson out for dinner the other night with Vivica A Fox. I know she’s trying…I feel badly for being mean. But there are some girls, you know? Some girls who will always be just a shade off no matter how diligent their efforts.

In her case, the fitter she gets, the more the Mantran comes out, poor thing. And her godawful taste in footwear doesn’t help either. The wrong nude (too light) and the worst heel (for her) … why can’t this girl hook up with a proper gay to show her the way??? Because it actually is possible believe it or not for Jess to look super super cute.

Went back into the archives to find these – Jessica and Nick in happier days. Fit and pretty and no penis… but don"t let her mouth scare you.

PS. Her nose looks different… is it just me?

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