Porny’s Oscar weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2013 18:29:23 February 22, 2013 18:29:23

For all my sh-tting on Jessica Simpson, here’s something I can actually appreciate about her: unlike the Ashley Greenes, Kellan Lutzes, and Lindsay Lohans of the world, Porny has never said she wants to win an Oscar one day. She probably has a better chance -- which isn’t a chance at all -- than those previously named. Porny knows she doesn`t like to work. Winning Oscars requires work.

Check out Porny leaving a meeting yesterday in LA with good hair and makeup. So many of these women look better when they’re not expecting to be professionally photographed, non? While she was doing business, her fiancé was handling baby Maxwell in a black bow. This I can appreciate too. He’s a freeloader who gave up a first class education but at least he’s not sitting around on his ass with his hand on his balls watching TV all day. Or, at least he wasn`t yesterday.


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