Porny makes it pay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 12:25:14 May 27, 2009 12:25:14

It’s the Papa Joe way!

Profit from EVERYTHING. And why not?

Sounds like Porny Simpson is going back to reality where she saw the most success. On the heels of the amazing photos of her singing at the Chilli Country Cook Off wearing the best pants ever, Us Weekly is reporting  that Jessica is currently negotiating a new show called The Price of Beauty, travelling around the world with a friend to investigate body image and beauty across different cultures.

An honourable pursuit, sure.

But how many pairs of mom jeans you want to bet that by the time it starts shooting she’ll be back to a size 0, followed around on this international tour by hair and makeup and a skilled lighting person?

Porny.... please.

Stick to less cerebral pursuits. Just let us watch you wash a car. Or try to change channels on the television. This makes much more sense.

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