Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were in North Carolina this weekend promoting Porny’s clothing line. Apparently some of that is maternity now? At some point during the event, Porny propped her kid up on the table for photographs. We can all agree this is a business engagement, right? So... I mean... when they bitch about privacy and all that, and none of them can decide where to draw the line, how is everyone else supposed to figure it out when even they can’t come to a consensus?


You know what’s even more amazing?

I couldn’t find one photo here, NOT ONE, of Porny belly cupping.


Did I miss something?

So... that dress Ashlee is wearing...

Is from the Jessica Simpson line.


It’s cute, right?

It’s WAY cuter than anything Katie Holmes has ever done.

OMG Jessica Simpson designs more good than Katie Holmes.