Selling at Macy’s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Seriously…her face is freakin’ me out.

Jessica Simpson turned up at Macy’s in NYC to hawk her accessories line the other day looking like she’s had more work done. Two months ago it was the nose. Now something’s going on around the eyes, the brows, the forehead, even the mouth… as if every time she breaks up with a boy she goes straight to the plastic surgeon’s.

When Nick left her it was a Restalyne lip explosion, when John ditched her recently suddenly the bump in her nose seemed less pronounced, and now that Orly Three Whiskers has decided he’s dating an Australian model after their brief fling, Jessica is resembling Nicole Kidman more and more.

Really it’s a shame. Because without the fake hair and the makeup, underneath all that, Jessica Simpson is a pretty pretty girl.

You can’t teach a hick great style, although I’ll be very interested to see how much weirder she looks when Owen Wilson realises her tits can’t talk.  Rumour has it they"re dating. Which means he nailed her and she thinks it's an engagement.


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