She wears her clothes so much better when she’s pregnant, non? Look at my Porny last night in New York with her freeloader. Doesn’t she look lovely? Isn’t that a good fit? Why can’t she do this when there’s no baby inside of her?

But God her breasts must be heavy. They’re the same size as her belly.

And I cannot deal with this dude and his legs and pants issue. He doesn’t have to work, he’s CHOSEN not to go to school, you’d think he’d have enough time on his hands to fix that sh-t up, non? Wait, what the f-ck am I saying?  He doesn’t need to be better. She doesn’t expect him to be. She’s ok with medium so long as he loves her, sitting around, picking his nuts, watching tv all day and loving her.