It was Porny’s birthday yesterday. She’s 31 now. And she tweeted this photo – a gift from her KFed. He bought her a new bag. What looks like a Birkin. A very large, very orange one. With this caption:

Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;)

See what Victoria Beckham has done to Birkins? Now anyone can buy a f-cking Birkin. There used to be a time when they actually cared and controlled who wore their bag. Wasn’t Hermes supposed to be one of the last hold-outs?

You really should read that book Deluxe: How Luxury Lost Its Lustre by Dana Thomas. My friend Lorella gave it to me. It’s fascinating.

Anyway, Jessica Simpson’s KFed was able to procure her an orange Birkin. The guy has no job, decided not to go to Wharton, and wasn’t all that successful of a football player. Plus, he was just divorced, and I’m not actually sure he owns any property because, well, he lives off the Porny.

As IF he could have paid for this himself!

As IF this didn’t come out of HER account.

As IF she didn’t just reference Jackie O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!