I married an immature perv who considers Wedding Crashers and Old School the two finest films ever made. There’s a part in You’ve Got Mail when Tom Hanks tells Meg Ryan that everything in life can be related back to The Godfather, you remember?

Well for Jacek, all of life’s problems can be solved by Wedding Crashers and/or Old School. Amazingly, for someone who can barely remember how long we’ve been married, he can pretty much recite both movies beginning to end WITH facial expressions.

So here’s a photo of my Porny posted on her Twitter the other day. And what Wedding Crashers scene comes to mind? Of course it does. She mashes her tits together and even I want to motorboat that sh-t.