When you go for groceries this weekend, you’ll be staring at Porny while you pay. THREE tabloid covers this week – all featuring Porny’s pants! Was she this famous at the height of newlyweds? Was she this famous when her divorce was announced? Debatable.

Oh put your pity hearts away! This is working FOR her, gossips, not against her. There will be interviews, exclusive million dollar photo shoots, a diet and exercise book, a reality show chronicling her journey back to her daisy dukes... because remember, Jessica Simpson’s commodity has always been her body. She is trading on her body. Right now her body is making her money.