TMZ reports that Jessica Simpson’s family, along with relatives of her freeloader, are at the hospital now.

Finally! It’s out of her! Porny may have relief! And we may know the winner soon to our Porny Baby Naming Pool. Which was posted in MARCH when we thought that the birth was imminent.

7 weeks later...

Can you imagine how f-cking uncomfortable she’s been?

Or maybe she was happy to put off the weight loss. As you know, Jessica has already signed a reported $3 million deal with Weight Watchers to slim down post-pregnancy. You also know how lazy she is. I wonder if she might regret that daddy negotiated that big contract when all she wants to do is fart around on the couch all day.