Porny’s change pouch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 07:14:08 May 25, 2010 07:14:08

Picture a waitress at a restaurant. And you ask for the check. And she reaches into her change apron and pulls it out. And you hand her your bills, and she digs around in there again and gives you some coins, and a fiver.

Isn’t this was what my Porny was wearing around her waist last night at the LG event hosted by Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria? Yes. But it’s not her worst. Which in itself is a problem. That we are talking about her in degrees of sh-t. Like somehow her style spectrum doesn’t go beyond 5 out of 10. It’s a win if she doesn’t look completely busted.

And that sister of hers. Ashlee Simpson, um, well you remember about the weight thing, right? That’s a skinny bitch. Even more so when she turns sideways. Like a great sibling, Ashlee insisted on turning sideways when Jessica remained full square front. You are naive if you think that’s by accident.

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