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Look at my Porny!

From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’s a youthfulness about Jessica’s look that is criminally underappreciated.

It’s the best Jess there is. In jeans and boots and cap, smiling, no tits popping off in our faces, no soap opera hair, no skanky ass heels…

Please do this more. Any good friend would tell her to do this more.

But watch, tomorrow on the talk shows she’ll be back to what they make her: too old and too tacky. If only she would call me back.


Photos from Turgeon/Rocke/Splashnewsonline.com

Jessica Simpson at JFK Airport

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