Luz, that is.

Is it mean? Of course. But you’re laughing and gaping, I know you are. And I am too. And come on… if you agree to let Madonna rent you out, drag you around the world as her latest alleged totally–not-gay-in-the-way-John-Travolta-isn’t-gay-way pretend boyfriend, this is what will happen: scrutiny on the family. Scrutiny on the everything. Even on the mom.

This is Jesus Luz’s mom. That’s what they tell me. That’s what the photo agency is telling me.

Why don’t I give you a few moments, you take a closer look.




Don’t lie to me and tell me you’re not thinking what you’re thinking. I know you’re thinking what you’re thinking.

Anyway Mother Jesus is a hairstylist in Rio de Janeiro. Name is Christiane.

This photo is my favourite part of today. Is it yours?

Also attached – Madge and Jesus going to Kab.

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