From Malissa J: Julian McMahon for the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2006 12:00:00 January 31, 2006 12:00:00
What about Julian McMahon from Nip/Tuck for the Freebie 5? Or at least do you have any juicy dirt on him? I think he is a delicious and sexy vicious man-beast and I Need More Julian. Please help. Dear Malissa, I confess, he"s really not on my radar, partly because I don"t watch that show but also because I know he fathered a child with that nasty skank Brook Burns which has tainted him forever in my mind. I also thought I should tell you that when I googled him just now I found him posing in a friggin motherload of Hoffness, with varying degrees of come hither, and many candids showing him in nothin" but a speedo bay-bee. And while I get that he"s Eurostyle and all that, I was unfortunately raised in North America where we"re not all that crazy about seeing too tight of a bundle on the beach. However, who am I to judge another woman"s taste? I, after all, am currently pining not over Joaquin Phoenix who is my real life imaginary boyfriend, but over Cross Sugarman, a non real life imaginary boyfriend and a FICTIONAL character from the book I just finished. Now let me ask you this - is it wrong to put a fictional character on your Freebie 5? Furthermore, is it very, very wrong to put a fictional character that doesn"t get past the age of 18 on your Freebie 5? Because to tell you the truth, I am seriously considering bumping Clive Owen for Cross Sugarman. And before you ask: what kind of a name is Cross Sugarman…He"s a rich, private school boy from Manhattan! What did you expect his name to be??? So anyway, back to my question: is it OK to put a fictional character on your Freebie 5? Please let me know. I"m so very torn...

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