Did you see Joaquin Phoenix’s face during the Tina and Amy opener? You cannot defend a man who can’t smile during that opener. You cannot defend a man who looks like he’s eating sh-t during that opener. It is indefensible. Whatever it is that Joaquin Phoenix objects to in the world should not prevent him from SMILING.

Same goes for the downer that was Kevin Costner. I’m sorry. Did he just win? Because God, I swear I was watching someone realise that he’s not George Clooney because his ego in the Wet Postman cost him his reputation.

PS. Joaquin Phoenix did not walk the carpet so there are no photos of him.