I like Taylor Swift. She has assy hair but she seems sweet. Much sweeter than that massive bitch Carrie Underwood.

So I feel badly that young Taylor Swift has had her heart broken and her gay virgin popped all in one shot. Welcome to the club, honey.

Us Weekly
is reporting that Joe Jonas has broken up with Taylor “over the phone”.

Remember the Boy Band Theory? I’m telling you…Joe is the ‘mo. And poor Taylor will be tormented by this for years, wondering if it was HER, spending too much time on therapy and cookies before realising it’s really just HIM.

I mean…look at him. That’s the Holy Grail of gayface, non?

Speaking of girls loving gays – have you read Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List?

To me it was better than Nick & Norah. Am I crazy?