Joe Mangainello Downgraded to an 8

Dean Posted by Dean at September 6, 2013 19:43:46 September 6, 2013 19:43:46

In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that professional sex wolf, Joe Manganiello, is not as hot as we were led to believe. Last night, Joe, showed up at the 2013 Style Awards in New York without his trademark salt and pepper beard, instead sporting a freshly shaved face. While everyone in attendance who could see him still totally got a b*ner, none of them were said to be full b*ners, mostly standing at just 3/4. Joe’s official hot ranking has now been downgraded from a god-like 9 to an average 8.

Oh, relax Fangbangers, or whatever True Blood super fans call themselves, I’m just kidding around. Joe Managaniello is still, obviously, supernaturally attractive. Still, you have to admit that something is missing without the beard. Don’t mistake my criticism for some kind of gay bear bias, (I’m not a bear, I’m an aging twink) I actually happen to prefer a shaved face, but there’s no denying a bit of the ol’ Alcide sex magic has been washed down Joe’s bathroom sink.

Know what else is unsexy about Joe Manganiello this week? That stupid scarf he’s wearing at this event. He showed up to give an award to Jon Varvatos, so I guess some stylist for that company is probably to blame for this ensemble, but still – LAME. 

The good news is, Joe’s currently starring in Streetcar at Yale, so that’s likely the cause for his new look. So while you wait for him to return to full hotness levels, you can actually go see the guy in person if you’re willing to make the trip to New Haven. 


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