Noses and Ripped Clothing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:56:56 September 26, 2007 10:56:56

Seriously, this perv gets creepier all the time.

Joe Simpson, interview with Roger Friedman. Joe is currently producing a new television series starring Angie Harmon. This breaks my heart. I adore Angie Harmon. Maybe it’s a Texas thing?

No matter.

The point is the douche has created for himself quite a career on the backs, or fronts, or noses of his children. And now that he’s out there continuing to promote himself, he is not surprisingly continuing to talk about them.

First an admission of Ashlee’s nose job. A beautiful nose job that rendered her unrecognisable:

"Girls have their own ideas. Anyway, there was a real problem with her breathing and that was cured."

I’m sure dude.

And then, on why his kids haven’t plunged off the deep end a la Britney Spears:

"We have a real family. You can’t just put these kids out in the world and they’re on their own. I can remember a time when Jessica was singing at Madison Square Garden and her outfit ripped before she went on. We were there for her."


How is that the best example of a father being there for his daughter? Why is it that he can’t speak without conjuring images of his daughter half naked? In all her time in the business, has Jessica not had another incident when she needed her parents that did not involve her body, or exposing it?

Am I psychologising too much? Or does this creep have some latent, not so latent, uncomfortable issues?

Just asking…


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