Much fondness for both Vince Vaughn and John Cusack and the sentiment is not unique. They are funny and quirky …and bloated.

Getting older and getting bloated.

Check out Vince earlier this week at some event and John in London yesterday for the premiere of his new movie Grace is Gone – two renowned bachelors whose hard partying days have caught up with their faces.

Vince’s troubles are well known, John’s are more undercover.

In film, he’s adorable. I’ll see almost anything with John Cusack – even suffered through Serendipity because he’s just so damn cute.

In real life, word is he’s a dog. And an asshole. Allegedly prone to developing relationships on location only to dangle women on his booty call while romancing others. Also rumoured to be a bad, bad, bad drunk…which could account for the bloat.

Sadness.

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