The internets are buzzing that John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are dating. It originated from Star Magazine. Repeat: it originated from Star Magazine. So they were at the same party one night and maybe approached the bar five minutes apart?

Anything is possible, and it could totally happen once a year that Star nails a story, but the prudent thing to do would be to wait for another report, non?

But John and Emily would indeed me amazing. Love Emily. And John, even though he was kinda douchey before Leatherheads flopped, is infinitely >>> than cheese dick Michael Buble.

The question is however – how much do you want it? Would you want it over buffalo mozzarella from Carluccio’s?

This is what we debated, Michelle, Duana, and I this morning over email. Because what else is there to talk about?

Michelle: John Krasinski and Emily Blunt – I’m disturbed this makes me so happy.

Duana : Um, this is amazing! Because obviously we all think we're her, so we're pleased she's with him. Weird of us? Maybe. But don't be disturbed.

Lainey: I'm just disturbed that the report originates from star mag. Which means its likely bullsh-t. which makes me sad. And disturbed. That it’s probably not true.

Michelle: But maybe this will be the ONE thing they get right!

Lainey: Wow. You want this badly. If you had to choose would you choose this to be true? Or would you choose buffalo mozza at carluccio's?

Michelle attaches photos of buffalo mozza at Carluccio’s.

Duana: Hmmm, it's a tough call. When is he dating MEEEE?

Lainey: I would choose him dating you over buffalo mozza. You're welcome.

Michelle: What if your first date was at Carluccio's, and Elaine + I could eat the mozza at a table across the room?
(this discussion is ongoing)

It’s the Buffalo Mozzarella test – the benchmark of life.

Like, I would NOT give up buffalo mozza at Carluccio’s for John and Emily. But I would TOTALLY give it up to be friends with Tina Fey. Or for a Brange sex tape. Or Britney and Justin getting back together. And a cameo in a Harry Potter movie.