John Mayer played in front of a small crowd yesterday in New York and was asked a question from the audience about whether or not he’d ever had sex with a groupie to which he replied:

"Do you respect my honesty? Yes, I have.”

And of course, for those of you who’ve been reading this blog for a while, you also know that after a while, after all the nameless, faceless fans he took to bed following a performance, John decided to spice up the experiences by adding in the golden shower. Something he also does not deny… as evidenced the other day in Toronto.

Thanks to M for sending me the clip – as I mentioned yesterday, he addressed the “douchebag” and the “peeing” references openly during the show. You talking to me, Pisser?

John then pulled an Aniston and decided to get all deep and sh*t…something he learned from a self-help book his girlfriend gave to him as a gift for their one week anniversary:

"TMZ is made of some garbage items. I can"t be killed by garbage because I"m made of garbage. That"s the game and I"m okay with that."

Enlightening. Really.