Is 40 really that fabulous! when the most fabulous female at 40!!! keeps resorting to fabricating her relationships?

Marc Malkin over at E! is reporting that Douchey Mayer gave Jennifer Aniston the hand after she came home from her European Marley & Me promotional tour. Last week he was ordering an engagement ring, then the jeweller publicly denied the story, and now the two are apparently over again…

Sounds like a textbook John Mayer bailout.

And now we’ll be told to feel sorry for her because she’s had her heart broken again?

But why?

They’ll be back together by the time she has a new movie to promote. These two sign more contracts than Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban! Unless…

John Stamos finally gets in there?

It’s time, non?

As for John Mayer – coincidence or conspiracy?

Megan Fox may or may not be single. John breaks up with Jen.

Oh Shiloh, let your wisdom prevail. Please please sweet Shiloh make it happen. John Mayer and Megan Fox.

I die.


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