Hot and Cheese Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2007 09:54:11 August 14, 2007 09:54:11

John Mayer shopping in NYC.

You know, it’s really too bad about the attitude. And the peeing. And the fact that he’ll be performing on a f7cking Carnival Cruise. Because if you take away the cheese from the douche, JM is admittedly attractive.

He even wears pants well.

But the peeing cheese cruising is irremovable. And so we are back to where we started. Douche loser with limp dick songs and dated Jessica Simpson. Not hot.


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