But first, it’s confirmed: Taylor Swift sold a million copies of Speak Now last week, the most album sales in a week since 2008, amid panic about the recording industry, and partly helped, perhaps, by the inclusion of a song called Dear John, about John Mayer, who f-cked around with her heart. And then she wrote about it. Thanks John Mayer.

Here he is New York yesterday where he’s been for a few weeks now, probably trying to write a retort song with his limp dick. He was photographed on his way out of his apartment working some shoe steeze. How do you feel about these? And what do you call them? Like, bowling booties?

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