I hope she’s not dumb.

Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Lawrence was out with John Mayer the other night. They were with a group of friends. He gave her extra special attention and she seemed to enjoy it. Apparently he also wanted to get her drunk.

Of course he did.

So he could piss on her naked body while playing his music.

Lawrence has been dating Nicholas Hoult for some time now. She was with him in England for a few weeks, being young and in love...which is where she belongs, and not skeezed over by a vile pig. Please I hope she’s not dumb. Because I like her so much.

Have you seen her in the new trailer for The Silver Linings Playbook? I’m not sure how I feel about the movie yet, and it may be because I HATE the music they’re using, but she, as usual, is the best, and SO versatile, right? That’s not Ree, that’s not Katniss, that’s not Mystique, it’s an entirely other character. Jennifer Lawrence is that good. Too good for John f-cking Mayer.