John Stamos the other night at some ER event, still holding up after all these years. Like Rob Lowe, only less…waxy.

Been harping about this for 2 years but again, he is perfect for Jennifer Aniston. They would make an exquisite couple, and given that her relationship with Brad was brokered through their reps, why can’t Huvane get off his ass and hook this sh*t up?

John Stamos knows tv. John Stamos is Greek. John Stamos will coddle her, he will assuage her insecurities, he is as boring as she is, and most importantly, John Stamos will never ever outfame her.

What are they waiting for?

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