They’re in Paris. That’s about all that’s making sense to me looking at these photos. John Travolta, as you know, even though there’s a Xenu issue happening here, isn’t a reality television show star. Why are they behaving like Heidi and Spencer? Is it because they went on a couple’s diet and lost some weight? He does seem rather proud of himself, doesn’t he? Like he really wants us to see how trim it is right now.

Some say they want pap laws and boundaries. They say they want restrictions. But they can’t even get their own peers to agree on appropriate paparazzi presence, not to mention collaboration. Even the big names now are resorting to those moves.