For real, I looked at these pictures of John Travolta and Kelly Preston at the Emmy last night and thought to myself, “Oh, what are Donny and Marie Osmond doing there?”
Once you know it, now that I’ve put it into your mind, you can’t un-know it. You can’t un-see it. SEE IT!
It’s actually spectacular. Also breathtaking. The hair, I mean. Her hair in particular. Like breathtakingly horrendous. She’s a Steel Magnolia! Which, unless you are Sally Field, Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis, Dolly Parton, Daryl Hannah, or Julia Roberts… IN 1989 (!!!) … is not acceptable at the Emmys in Hollywood. How did she even find someone in Hollywood to do this for her?! It’s so exhaustingly bad I don’t even have the energy to deal with the dress.