“In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.”

This might be my favourite sentence of all time.

Thanks to all of you who’ve sent it along. I read it while eating my lunch – Gawker’s article on the Secret Sex Live of John Travolta – and I don’t think I want to read anything else all day. It’s AMAZING.

I can’t do much more with it than Gawker already has but here are the Coles Notes:

This dude Robert Randolph wrote a book about hot spa sexual encounters called You’ll Never Spa In This Town Again. Needless to say, no mainstream media outlet will touch it even though Randolph provides, very thoroughly, explicit details about all the times he saw John Travolta getting gay at the steamer, including one incident when he was personally propositioned by the star and turned him down.

As Gawker clearly notes – the issue isn’t that Travolta allegedly goes there, the issue is that Travolta’s front is a life that doesn’t involve gay at all. There’s the marriage, the children, and of course The Xenu Church, a church that believes that homosexuality can be CURED, implying, obviously, that they believe it’s some kind of spiritual toxin. Well f-ck you hypocrite. Because that’s more than just your personal business. That’s espousing an organisation that refuses to acknowledge a basic human right.

Which is why this Gawker article is full of amazing amazingness, overflowing with words like sucking and jerking and sentences like the one above and this too:

“If there's one thing (Travolta) likes, though, it's guys with big dicks, Randolph claims.”


Didn’t I say it’s the best thing you’ll ever read?

But before you go there, one last question:

There are people out there, A LOT OF THEM, maybe even some of you, who still believe John Travolta is straight. Que?

Ok, get some dessert, your afternoon snack, make sure you won’t be interrupted for the next 5 mintues, and click here for the Gawker article right now.

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