All That’s Missing…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2008 18:33:00 April 25, 2008 18:33:00

Is a pair of leather chaps with the ass cut out.

How can there be any doubt?

This is John Travolta at the Michael Eisner Walk of Fame event today. The good news is he’s finally given up on that spray paint hair. The bad news: he’s working some kind of gay biker chic ‘stache.

But fans of Oprah will continue to buy this fraud. Once a year she trots him on, professing his straight love for his wife. If the Mighty Opes is so big on living the “real” life, why then does she keep perpetuating this Xenu illusion?

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