John Travolta was at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association event yesterday with his hair all dark and thickly colour-sprayed to the point where it now looks almost Spock-ish. Juxtapose that with Bradley Cooper, the reigning underwhelming Sexiest Man Alive, whose hair is his best feature and...
Does John want to strangle him out of jealousy or f-ck him from desire?
It’s hard to say.
John has a lot of people to thank right now for taking the heat off his masseur shenanigans: Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Ryan Lochte, Gabrielle Douglas...
Relief is what that smile is about. Relief.
