This, apparently, is still happening.

According to Page Six, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (who supposedly has short brown hair now) were at a club together on Monday night. They were “flirty” and sat close together by themselves on a patio that had been blocked off just for them. Which... picture that: there’s one of the most famous actors in the world, nuzzling his girl in a roped off private section of a Hollywood club while everyone else just... wanders around observing them? Like a museum?

Why is Johnny Depp behaving like David Hasselhoff?



God, would you get your sh-t together?