Johnny Depp showed up at Disney’s D23 this weekend to promote Pirates 5. On Friday he wore regular clothes, and by regular clothes, I mean a shirt and a vest and some necklaces – but not too many – and a jacket on top and, to me, he’s starting to look like Walt Disney. I can’t look too long at his face. It’s too disappointing.

On Saturday Johnny came back, this time in full Jack Sparrow costume. When Jack Sparrow met Han Solo:

F-ck I really wish Harrison Ford would tell us what he’s thinking.




Last night Johnny picked up his guitar and performed at a charity concert with Gene Simmons in LA. If you have to stand next to Gene Simmons to look good, there’s a problem.