Johnny Depp was in London this weekend to promote Alice Through The Looking Glass which opens in a couple of weeks. As you can see, he’s hotter and cleaner than ever, with all those accoutrements hanging from his neck and waist and his eyeliner applied perfectly. Acting, don’t forget, is just a part-time job. Johnny Depp is, always, and forever, a musician mmmkay? Oh and, maybe, some kind of comedian? He might think he is.

Because during the press conference he was asked about that pouty apology video he and Amber Heard recorded for Australia, after they got busted for violating the country’s biohazard laws. 

Oh Johnny Depp. He’s so cleverly clever, non? Too clever and, above all else, always, too cool to take anything seriously – a quality that stopped being attractive in high school.