Johnny showed up last night in LA for a screening of Sweeney Todd and has even been making the TV rounds in support of the film…which by all accounts is brilliant and bloody and wickedly entertaining and also wickedly disturbing.

Perfect.

But look at him. Is he sexiest bitch ever, or what?

And of course he’s even sexier when he moves. Two clips that will quiver your loins: a modest Johnny Depp on The Today Show – click here – and last week on Access Hollywood – click here – unable to contain his sh*t when a journalist makes a mistake. You will also be unable to contain your sh*t.

Watch him fidget while trying to be polite but hold in his giggles. Seriously…he is the cutest.

Photos from Wenn