After spending part of last week in LA to celebrate daughter Lily Rose’s 16th birthday, Johnny Depp has returned to Australia to resume work on Pirates 5. Apparently authorities held him and Amber Heard on his private jet for an hour to search the aircraft to go through their luggage, extra suspicious now because of the dogs incident. He’s lucky he wasn’t carrying anything else. Best to use local supplies in those cases.

Needless to say, Johnny hasn’t exactly endeared himself to Australians. It’s been one sh-tty story after another. So today he took some time out of his busy schedule picking out scarves to meet with fans and take pictures. And that’s what’s making headlines in the country today. You see how easy it is? It’s like we’re starved for kindness from these assholes. And the moment they do something not douchebaggy, everything is forgiven.