There was an Aerosmith show last night in LA. Here’s Johnny Depp showing up for Steven Tyler’s afterparty at Pink Taco. I guess that’s who he is now, a celebrity who goes to parties at Pink Taco. With 25 ropes and bands around his neck, several cuffs, bracelets, and rings on wrists and his hands, of course a wallet chain with a SCARF LOOPED INTO IT, oh and eyeliner too.
I don’t have an accessories box. I keep meaning to buy one but I don’t have anywhere to put it. Most of the time when I travel, I throw my accessories in a ziplock bag. Classy, non? How does Johnny Depp travel? Does he pack a special box for all his neck gear? And a separate one for his assortment of wrist gear? Is there a hat and scarf holder too?
I look back on the days when I didn’t think he was vain and contrived and I ask myself - how could you possibly miss it?