He is a fine looking man.

But he got out of his car, live on camera, and Lara and Michelle straight up shouted at the same time in shock over his little bitsy bow tie. This … became a distraction. It also made his head look huge.

Now you know how this hurts me. I can’t bear how much it hurts me. And you too. We do not bag on Hamm on this blog. It’s a rule. But…

When Jon Hamm plays miniatures around his neck, that’s a problem. It’s also a problem that the world suddenly seems to be over Mad Men. I’m all for Boardwalk Empire, I do love the show. But Nucky Thompson is not Don Draper. We are fighting about the bow tie, sure, but we should be fighting the bigger battle for Mad Men.

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