Why am I the asshole who thought that Mad Men would be back this month? It won’t. Not until March 25 per Jon Hamm who revealed the date during a podcast even though AMC hasn’t confirmed it. Was he supposed to say? I’m not sure. But it’s out there now and AMC publicists are probably all like, f-ck Jon Hamm for screwing up our media plan. Whatever. Jon Hamm is paid less than that kid on Two And A Half Men and MUCH less than those Kardashians so if he wants to talk about the goddamn start date of his show without having to ask for permission from the network, let him do it, what’s the problem?

Anyway, here he is walking his dog the other day, making less money than that kid on Two And A Half Men and the Kardashians and not, never, being a sh-t about it.

You know what an end of March start for Mad Men might mean though? Jon Hamm hosting SNL during sweeps?