Joe Jonas is getting lipglossier than Zac Efron. Here they are, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers, headed to Times Square in NYC last night to take part in the Dick Clark annual countdown.

We watched the ball drop and after the clock turned midnight, after kissing my husband, turned back to the television only to find Joe Jonas making love to the camera. Really? Him? So delicate and pretty? How could he ever crash a headboard without looking in the mirror first? Ew.

Maybe the little one. Nick I think is his name. If there’s one hope for the loins, perhaps in 5 years, he’ll be the best candidate, because the other two? The other two have already been gay claimed.

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