Maybe because his girlfriend wasn’t with him. Have they split up? Maybe because he’s always been a tortured soul. Maybe because he knew he was in for 3 hours without a bump. Maybe he had the flu? Ate some bad Chinese?

Whatever the reason, JRM is hurting. Same goes for his skin. And while my loins have never particularly hankered for his business, I’ve always conceded in the past, he is a beautiful, beautiful boy. Was a beautiful, beautiful boy. But, as they say, Jonathan Rhys Meyers is losing his hot.

So sad when that happens. Especially when it unfolds right in front of us.